That’s a question that can only be answered for each individual with time, but I believe in you. I believe everyone with a vulva can squirt if they have a coordinated pelvic floor and relationship with their vagina. Maybe that happens tomorrow, maybe in a few months, maybe in a few years.
Whenever it happens, I hope it feels right for you. I hope you wanted it to happen. I hope you enjoyed it and if you didn’t—I hope you realise that you don’t have to. In the meantime, don’t sweat it. Our bodies all do different things that make other people jealous. So while you may be envious of my tedious and messy masturbation session, I’m jealous of your ability to derive pleasure from your nipples. Whether you drench the bed or not, your concern should always be concerned with pleasure and comfort, not crossing finish lines.
UNLESS YOU’VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A—PRESUMABLY DRY—ROCK, YOU’VE PROBABLY HEARD THIS THING CALLED SQUIRTING. A HOTLY DEBATED TOPIC THAT, DESPITE HAVING BARELY ANY RESEARCH ON THE MATTER, MANY CLAIM TO KNOW QUITE A LOT ABOUT THE SUBJECT. AND LET ME TELL YOU, AS THE WORLD RECORD HOLDER IN VOLUME SQUIRTING (SOLO) THERE’S NOTHING I LOVE MORE THAN WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO MANSPLAIN MY BODY TO ME…
PORN AND SQUIRTING
LIKE MUCH OF THE WORLD, YOU MAY ACQUAINT YOURSELF TO SQUIRTING VIA PORN. IN EROTICA, SQUIRTING LOOKS LIKE THIS MASSIVE GEYSER OF PLEASURE, EXPELLING WITH SUCH FORCE IT ALMOST AS IF THE ORGASM IS ESCAPING THEIR BODY. I GET IT, PORN IS A SUPER ACCESSIBLE WAY TO WATCH SOMETHING. SEARCH, POINT, CLICK, SQUIRT. TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO BROKE SCIENCE “RESEARCH” NO PORN CAN DESCRIBE THIS BODILY FUNCTION ACCURATELY.
PORN SQUIRTING IS NOT THE GOLD STANDARD OF SQUIRTING. MOST PEOPLE DO NOT PROJECTILE SQUIRT UNLESS SOMETHING HAS BEEN BLOCKING THEIR VAGINAL CANAL. SOME FOLX MAY TRICKLE, LEAK, SPURT OR GUSH. IT DOESN’T MATTER. IT ALL COUNTS AS SQUIRT.
THE SECRET TO SQUIRTING
Because bodies react differently, there isn’t one technique or one move that precedes the ejection of fluid. What may work for a lot of folx, doesn’t work for everyone. Some people only squirt via external clitoral stimulation while others prefer internal stimulation.
The key to squirting is less in a particular movement and more about the coordination of one’s pelvic floor. Don’t run out and buy those kegel weights just yet. It’s about coordination, not necessarily strength.
